Archive for June, 2007

Jun 16 2007

Promise Breakers

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Do you think there’d be any hope for me if I signed up for a Promise Keepers meeting and then decided not to attend?

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Jun 16 2007

Two-Ply Pants

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Remember pegged jeans? You’d “fold and roll” the bottom of your jeans to be cool? The “peg” was an inch at most. Well, there’s a new sensation sweeping the nation in girl’s clothing.

Girls are buying pants that are about 38″-45″ in length and then folding the bottom of the pants up toward the knee. The result is that you see about 3″-12″ of the inside of the jeans on the outside. You may not be able to visualize this because I’m not explaining it well, but you’ll surely know when you see it next time.

It seems like a waste of money to me. Between the floppy sweaters that have enormous necks and these pants which are double-bagged, I’d think a girl could actually buy TWO outfits. Fashion is a bewildering beast.

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Jun 15 2007

Fish Fry-day

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I started taking supplements this week. The supplements I’m taking have like 60 things in them that the body allegedly needs. I used to think that only hippies and health freaks took these things. Turns out they’re good for actually being healthy.

To preface this little story, I should mention that I love salmon. But something unexpected has happened as I’ve been taking these supplements.

One of the pills I take is a fish oil pill. I smelled it the first day and it smelled like salmon. I thought, “Yum!” So I took my pills at lunch. Then something unexpected happened. My burps in the afternoon tasted like salmon. Kind of gross, but kind of tasty also. Around 5pm, I realized something about life. Salmon is delicious, but not all afternoon.

The moral of the story is this: if you want to take fish oil pills, make sure you eat some other foods after you take it or the rest of your day will be Fish Fry-DAY.

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